1. Black's response to everything - doom blade to the face
2. Red's response to everything - lightning bolt to the face
3. Green / White's response to eveything - take it easy on me, I'm new at this!
4. If your opponent has a blue deck you lose immediately.
5. If your opponent has a sideboard you lose the second duel
6. if you are winning, you have marked cards
7. the judge is working with anyone who is winning
8. Every card you have is banned
9. if your deck isn't worth its weight in gold, you lose
10. if your opponent gets out a planeswalker, you lose.